Robert and Slobert Hink

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Identical twins.  Members of the All-Star Marching Team for the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way.  They live is Hoopeston, Illinois with their wives, Bessie and Messy.  Their brothers are Bertie and Dirtie Hink. Always spoken of together, as if one person. Made headlines when they drove their power mower 171 miles from Moline to Decatur, Illinois.  After suffering bad head-cold, their doctor told them to head west.  They traveled 60 miles west or just 10 miles east of the Gooks. (Sade made Vic write them and tell them not to come for a visit, as they had planned to stay with the Gooks.) Sellers of Christmas cards; they hoped to win free parking in Toledo, Ohio. Called Sade and Rush ('Ruth') on the telephone.  With their wives and brothers, again called the Gooks and spoke to Sade and Rush. Own a $300 lawnmower. The Gooks seem to assume the brothers are rich.  They still think that Rush is really named "Ruth."  The twins invited all of the Marching Team to Hoopston, Illinois for some sort of get-together but they did not invite Vic. Vic and the twins are mad at each other; Vic called them, "crooks." The twins tried to bribe Honker J. Sponger into removing Vic from Marching Team power, going so far as to write Honker J. Sponger a dozen letters and bribing him with apples, mucilage, hickory nuts and $3 in cash.

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Cupid and Stupid Golfbake

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Friends of Bertie and Dirty Hink, Robert and Slobert Hink and Bessie and Messy Hink.

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