Dankwell W. Urn

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Never had a friend in his troubled life.  Sat in the attic with the curtain closed letting silent tears fall to the floor - never smiled, tittered, snickered, guffawed or chuckled. Pasted faded rose leaves in a moldy old album of his relatives' frayed and brittle photographs, most of whose hearts had been broken. Took no nourishment except for a handful of dried leaves at  twilight and a little rainwater. Expired on a sad sleepy Saturday afternoon in late December and was placed in a tomb in the Mossy Sleep Cemetery in Dismal Seepage, Ohio.

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(((HEAR)))

Jack K. Crowell

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FROM UNKNOWN EPISODE

Lodge member from Dismal Seepage, Ohio - doesn't wear sleeves on his lodge robe.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Dwight Twentysixler

Friend of Uncle Fletcher's from Dismal Seepage, Ohio. Worked for the railroad and put a railroad car together in his backyard. Uncle Fletcher was to invite him to Mis' Keller's wedding.  Seems to have a thing for Mis' Harris. In Series 3 became a real character. Talks continually with shingle nails in his mouth. He and Uncle Fletcher plan to sleep on the courthouse lawn in November of 1945. Has a married daughter that lives in Dismal Seepage, Ohio. Has a scrapbook devoted to himself and with Uncle Fletcher, showed it to Mis' Harris. Got engaged to Mis' Harris; even going as far as to remove his shingle nails, at least temporarily.  Wears his cap backwards and wears his shoes on the wrong feet. Once found a letter in his hat at a Seattle, Wash. theater in 1932 from Promptez Helena de Santel whose phone number was Yosemite 6754.

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With Shingle nails: {{{HEAR}}}

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Without shingle nails: {{{HEAR}}}

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