Pete Dejectedly

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Lives in Halter, Tennessee. He married a woman 17 years old; he went into the feed and grain business. He also invented a combination comb and buggy whip. Also, partial credit goes to him for helping invent Hyena Grease.

Virgil Dejectedly

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Virgil Dejectedly had his name changed often so that he could change the inititals on his hat. He did this to give him something to do. He didn't work but had a steady income of $20 a week. At first, the man at the haberdashery was changing the initials on the hat for free, then started charging a quarter. Eventually, it got out of hand and the haberdashery man finally just got mad in 1909.