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Showing posts with label Consolidated Kitchenware. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Consolidated Kitchenware. Show all posts
Orville Wheenie
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Half-witted brother of Edith Korkell. He has a pompadour that he can't control. Thinks his pompadour should "lay down." Wants to buy Grizzly Bear Grease to control his pompadour. Thinks he is going to get fired from his job as apprentice meter reader for sleeping in cellars. Has a desire to both join the lodge and to get kicked out of it. After being warned six different times about going to sleep in the customer's basements, got fired from his job. Vic hires him to work in the boxing department of Consolidated Kitchenware. Somehow got his job back as a gas meter reader. Mr. Zee teased him.
Steve Chestbutter
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Works at Consolidated Kitchenware. A member of the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way. Vic and Sade once went over to his house. Told Vic that his photo was botched in the Kitchenware Quarterly. One of the subscriber's to Hank Gutstop's Weather Service. Came over to the Gooks with A. J. Spence to have a lodge meeting with Vic. Weighs about 200 pounds. Told Vic that if it were he who had piercing blue eyes, he'd make facial movements and lower his voice register to accentuate them.
Stan Turpin
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Works at Consolidated Kitchenware. Called Vic and razzed him about his mislabeled photo in the Kitchenware Quarterly.
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