Vernon Korkell

imagined photo

Husband of Edith Korkell.  Got his foot stepped on by Howard and was bruised.  He's a meter reader.  Affectionately called "Mr. Husband" by his wife.  Doesn't like Howard and said he should be punished. Uncle Fletcher tells him he looks a great deal like George J. McTrotch of Oklahoma. Gives piano lessons.  Wanted to become a part of the Sewage Worker's Silver Cornet Band.  Also plays the banjo.

---

Orville Wheenie

imagined photo

Half-witted brother of Edith Korkell.  He has a pompadour that he can't control.  Thinks his pompadour should "lay down."  Wants to buy Grizzly Bear Grease to control his pompadour.  Thinks he is going to get fired from his job as apprentice meter reader for sleeping in cellars. Has a desire to both join the lodge and to get kicked out of it.  After being warned six different times about going to sleep in the customer's basements, got fired from his job.  Vic hires him to work in the boxing department of Consolidated Kitchenware.  Somehow got his job back as a gas meter reader.  Mr. Zee teased him.

---