Vic's friend. Inventor of stingyberry jam. He wrote a song for Vic called, The Victor R. Gook Fontonelle. He wants the song to be published in the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way official songbook. Vic invited him over to the house for supper. He replaced Alf Musherton as the 3rd chair in the Sewage Disposal Workers Semi-Classical Silver Cornet Band. He is also an accomplished musician, artist and a talented composer. He lives at the Bright Kentucky Hotel. Is smitten with Pom Pom Cordova. Vic and Sade are planning a party so the two can meet. Asks Sade to be his agent and sell stingberry jam to the Thimble Club ladies but she refuses. He asks Uncle Fletcher to be a door-to-door agent and salesman for stingyberry jam but Sade talks him out of it. Uncle Fletcher calls him "brainy brainy." Invited to Hank Gutstop's dinner party. Works as a barber at the Butler House Hotel. Has a younger brother (D.D. Baugh) who is a dentist; they tried to talk Drowsy Venus chapter lodge brothers into tooth-removal for $5 each. Owns the concession at the Lazy Hours Pool Hall that sells cole slaw. Promoter, operator and always on the lookout for an easy dollar. Mentioned by Uncle Fletcher as a person who is known to sleep on the courthouse lawn during the warmer weather. Used piano wire for suspenders. Born in Sweet Esther, Wisconsin.