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Showing posts with label Mis Keller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mis Keller. Show all posts
Dan Watson
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FROM UNKNOWN EPISODE
An 80+ year old friend that Fletcher invited to eat with the Gooks because Mis' Keller wouldn't let him eat there. Smokes a pipe, spills ashes on the floor, forgets he is not outdoors and spits on the floor. Once dropped his teeth in a kettle of Mis' Keller's soup - is dirty, loud and falls asleep all the time even when Mis' Keller is yelling at him. Likes to look at animals. Drops off to sleep while you're talking to him - went to sleep while Mis' Keller bawled him out for knocking over a lamp. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton
Ned Burlihy
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21 years old from Union Grove, Illinois. He married a woman 17 years old. His landlady put molasses on the table every meal and Ned didn't like it. He decided to learn to like it, so he quit work and spent one year, devoting his entire time to sitting around in his bedroom with a molasses cruet and a tablespoon trying to enjoy the stuff. He built a fire and melted down a bicycle.
Mr. (Harry) Feedburn
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