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Dr. Bonebreaker

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One of the Gooks' family physicians. -  FROM AN UNKNOWN EPISODE.

Paul and Squall Yitch

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Pair of identical twins.  - FROM AN UNKNOWN EPISODE.

Dan Watson

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An 80+ year old friend that Fletcher invited to eat with the Gooks because Mis' Keller wouldn't let him eat there. Smokes a pipe, spills ashes on the floor, forgets he is not outdoors and spits on the floor. Once dropped his teeth in a kettle of Mis' Keller's soup - is dirty, loud and falls asleep all the time even when Mis' Keller is yelling at him. Likes to look at animals. Drops off to sleep while you're talking to him - went to sleep while Mis' Keller bawled him out for knocking over a lamp. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Charles Urquhart Harriet Voomis

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Though his name looks as if I made a mistake, rest-assured, his name is exactly as shown.  Exalted Big Dipper of the Luminous Bituminous Chapter of the lodge in East Pittston, Pennsylvania; papered his wall with lodge wallpaper which shows a man in full dress regalia pointing at you and saying, "You must die!"  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Hobe Ubberly

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From Belvidere.  Wore his socks outside of his shoes.  Married a woman 34 years old, paid the expenses of having all of her teeth extracted as a wedding present, moved to Wash River, Kentucky., went into the corduroy looking-glass business and later died. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Pete Fisher

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Husband of Mis' Fisher.  He read "The Bridges of Saint Louis Ray" all the way through and said he couldn't make heads nor tails of it.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Ed Ferberman

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One of three Ferberman brothers who manage and operate the Bijou Theater.  His wife is Lucille.  Had never seen an airplane. Let the bride kiss him when he got married: he removed his derby hat and thrust out his jaw. Eats one thing at a time.  Carries a knife and fork in a special leather case in his pocket. Lies down in the yard on his back after a meal.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Carl D. Feedstroop

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From Sweet Esther, Wisconsin. Could write his name on the surface of water in an ordinary wooden bucket.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Don Elder

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Born in Belvidere. Was on vaudeville team with Aiden Fitzpatrick as half-bicycle and half dresser-set. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Lester Eggspreader

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Had signed a letter to Fletcher.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Mis' Eggers

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Sells Christmas cards. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Morris R. Efscatch

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Straw boss on a section gang in Belvidere. Went blind and stayed blind for 12 hours from staring at a glazed photo in artificial light. Engaged to be married, he had a photo of his woman in his pocket; while eating lunch at noon, he whipped out the picture and stared at it for 10 minutes, put it in his hip pocket, picked up a shovel and began to scoop gravel - everything went black and he was taken home and put to bed and couldn't see until midnight 12 hours later.  Married a woman 44 years old and later died.  Never married the woman whose picture made him blind.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Mr. Ears

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A janitor at the high school. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

William M. Blobbers

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Former senator who wore a broad-brimmed hat on Waikiki Beach in Honolulu. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Harry Beekdop

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From Belvidere.  38 years old - changed the subject like a bolt of lightning: like from "pass the gravy" to "pass the salt and pepper." Moved to Belvidere from Indianapolis, Ohio, then to New York, Ky., then to Los Angeles, Mich., and then to Cleveland, Minn. - married a woman 37 years old, went into the granulated shoestring business, ran away with his brother's wife, automobile, furniture and clothing by mistake, shot a barber for giving him too close a haircut in the elbow and later died. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton 

Joe Baker

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Rush's friend who is a tough ballplayer. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton 

Mr. and Mrs. Angelharness

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Friends of the Gooks.  - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Florence Donahue

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Daughter of Mr. and Mis' Donahue (next door to the Gooks.) - compiled by Richard E. Hunton

Mr. and Mrs. Dripfeeder

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Members of the PTA. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton


Alicia

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Ordinary stenographer in Daily Little Love Story; in love with Desmond. - compiled by Richard E. Hunton