An Exalted Big Dipper in the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way (Lester, Nebraska). Mis' Harris referred to him as I.I. Blirch. Once stayed at the Bright Kentucky Hotel. Was the source of a muddled relay of telephone calls to Vic. Was voted the "Best Looking Man on the Western Side of Lester, Nebraska." Also voted the man with the "Longest Eyelashes on the Western Side of Lester, Nebraska." Vic called him a 'half wit' and a 'slob.' Member of the All-Star Marching Team for the Sacred Stars of the Milky Way. Sade says he wears his shoes on the wrong feet (presumably from a non-surviving episode). Loves marching more than anything on earth. He is also fond of asparagus, gravy, walnuts and pie. Lives in a tent on a vacant lot and it's also probably occupied by J.J.J.J. Stunbolt. Was hit by a fast passenger train - more than once (and here's the third time). Has a brother named I.Y. Flirch. Never pays his hotel bills.