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Man who travelled from Yelow Jump, North Dakota to Dismal Seepage, Ohio by train. He wanted to get on the good side of the train conductor - so, he gave him a silver watch, a derby hat, $2 in cash and introduced him to his 22 year-old niece. The conducter put on the watch, slammed the hat on his head, bought candy and cigars with the two dollars and married the niece. Van Geekrock claimed it was the most pleasant train trip he ever took in his life.
(((HEAR)))
